I'm
Daniel
The
women folk at NANAS love my ears, they think my ears are a real turn-on.
I
was found as a stray wandering the streets of Jurong, a kind human soul
Anand rescued me and brought me to the then Noah's Ark in Singapore.
A very amicable fella, I was rehomed to a doctor. I
was in a place many humans would love to own but
life in
a cold mansion was terribly boring
and just not my style,
and I missed my human and animal friends at Noah's Ark.
Desperate to escape, I connived
a plot and peed into the swimming pool. Hurray,
I was sent back after only 7 days and am now amongst my own type again.